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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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