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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Voldemort eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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