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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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