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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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