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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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