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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Squishy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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