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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊
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