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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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