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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Kitty
had their beloved pet
labrador 🐕
Tinkerbell
eaten by
…
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random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘
a bear 🐻
a velociraptor 🦖
a tiger 🐯
a cow 🐮
a turkey 🦃
an ostrich 🐦
a warthog 🐗
a cheetah 😺
a bull 🐮
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