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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gizmo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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