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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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