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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏
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