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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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