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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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