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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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