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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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