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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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