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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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