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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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