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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rocky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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