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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Murphy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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