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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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