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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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