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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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