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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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