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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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