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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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