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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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