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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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