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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Princess eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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