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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Piper eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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