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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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