Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.