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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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