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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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