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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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