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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Murphy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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