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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dexter eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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