Sorry I'm late today

Add to Slack
Share

Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺
Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.