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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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