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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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