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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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