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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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