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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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