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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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