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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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