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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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