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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Toby eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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