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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Luna eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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