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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Teddy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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