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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Charlie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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